| What's new pussy cat?
You're old, that's what! Is the year over yet? Are we done with the birthday's already. Thank God. Anyway, it looks like Kitty's Birthday was a huge success. Happy B-Day Kitty!! |
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December 11, 2004
Radar's Place
| What's new pussy cat?
You're old, that's what! Is the year over yet? Are we done with the birthday's already. Thank God. Anyway, it looks like Kitty's Birthday was a huge success. Happy B-Day Kitty!! |
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We'll start with Joe. It's early yet.
Birthday Boy looking fabulous.
Popper on his first drink.
Good thing you brushed your teeth before you came.
Same here. Looks like the shoes are kicking already.
It's even 9:00 yet and Dan can't remember where he is.
Tony making armpit noises.
What is in your glass. Looks like somebody came in it.
Oh God girl. What have you done with your hair.
You look like a Polish Romulan.
See, even Minnie sees it.
He's trying to hide behind you so as not to be in the picture.
Now the folks are starting to ease into it.
Awww.
You go girl. Next is the money shot!
Tony and his talking boyfriend.
"Say something to the nice folks, Johnny."
There's not a real blond hair between them.
And, UGGH, that horrible looking drink again.
"Now something else."
"That's it, they're laughing"
Close your legs, you're causing feedback.
"Nice material"
"Take me, I'm yours!"
Then they called out change partners!
Shelley!!!
Another deer in the headlights.
And another one!
Lane in a trance.
So a French guy and Pollack walk into a party....
Then they quickly whisked Kevin out the back way.
Lane, we have to get you a new expression.
Have you had botox?
Nice shirt Crispy.
Looks like a grade 3 paper mache project.
"It is so still there!!"
He looks like he's about to hurl.
"HAAAAA, you're right!!"
Look at Moira. If this was 501, they'd still be serving her.
Then Crispy said enough and went home.
But not before a photo op.
Then along came Smilin' Bob.
He just came in from outside.
His face froze that way.
Hoop headed right for the fridge.
AWWWWW...
"So...how's your diarrhea?"
Hula hoop has this horrible phobia of photographers.
Tony takin' a break.
Her lips are pursed tighther than Davie's bank book.
Wow, that Joe gets around man.
Later on they took Johnny home.
But not before a quicky with Tony.
And the customary afterglow smoke!
Cool dude!
Smile darling, it's your birthday!
Looks like he's copping a feel.
HAAAAA!!!
Photogenic Toffer.
See that's a little better.
It's okay to move your forehead once in awhile.
Toff had his scalp waxed for the occasion.
Then, all of a sudden, the artificial gravity generators gave out.
Took us awhile to get them back on line.
Oh Dan. Bob is propping him up in the shot.
Radar always gets that perma-grin at his parties.
"Psst, meet me in the stairwell in five minutes."
And then the party got started!
"There there Kitty. It'll be alright."
He must be related to Smilin' Bob.
Kitty's looking a little tired. It's the longest photo shoot in history.
Doctor Bob's Medicine Show
"Now watch as I poke him in the eye with this tooth pick."
"Now both of them!"
Now what the heck are you drinking?
Looks like you left the glass next to litter box.
The Supremes.
Murph caught red-handed stealing from the bread box!
That's okay Murph (now get outta my kitchen).
How much do you love me Bob?
This is great blackmail material.
He doesn't know whether to shit or go blind.
Three lesbians on the couch.
Awww. You guys are so glassed over.
Oh man, this is going on a birthday card.
It don't get much better than this folks.
This is the star of the "Benjamin Supermodel" segment.
See.
That's what I'm talking about.
Next time you guys have a party, don't take so damn many
pictures.
I've got carpal tunnel syndrome from all this caption typing.
