Bob's Second Anal Birthday Martini Bonanza

Saturday, March 20, 2004

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Bob getting all excited about his birthday.

Dirt with her fashionable Luis Vuitton knock off.

Toffer on his first.

This stuff was sent up by Bob's sister Stefanie in Illinois.
The menus were a joint collaboration by Hula Hoop and Me.

Pops bringing out his secret martini.

Mumsy & Pops with Bob.  Look at the shaker.

Kevin looking ever so glamorous.

Cindy-lou ho.
There's something floating in your drink girl.

Davie just settling in.

Minnie and Dirt behind the bar.

HAA!!!  I love this shot.

Mumsy drinking wine and 'avin' a fag.
PSST!  Mumsy, it's a martini party.

Junior, Davie and Kevin.

Barb, Weevie and Dirty Dan.

Dirt's face pretty much stayed like that all night.
Pops looking so civilized in the background (you should have
seen him stagger out).

Moira.  Never trust that pretty face, she's evil and she must be stopped.

Here she is with Bryan.

Keith's first beer went right to his head.

Me and Minnie

Dirt and Miko making some kind of concoction.

Underwater Barbie with a bit of a glow on.

The night is young and Roger is already passed out standing up.

Sandra desperately phoning around for a booty call.

A bunch of hooligans Bob and Hula picked up in Puerto Vallarta.

Dan falling over.

And there's Mallou listening intently.

Andrew smothering Lane.

Miko, with all the stuff she swiped from the bar.

Look at this lovely little before and after of our precious little Dirty Girl.

Alain and Mumsy 'avin' a laugh.

Mumsy and Sebastian.  It's Pollack night at Bob & Hula's.

Sandra doing her Madonna impersonation.

Mallou and Andrew.

I think Sandra needs to loosen up a little bit.

I must have passed out at this point because there is some serious
cross-dressing that goes on at this point.

Oh my stars!!!

There certainly is a lack of shame in our group.

UH-OH!  Meek's got the Sambucca out.  Lock up your sons.

Bob confessing his undying affection to Underwater Babs.

John, Simon and Paul.
Paul's expression is great in this shot, but I think Simon's face is frozen that way.

Guy and Ritchie

Andrew and Davie

Brian (with an empty drink ... AHH!!) and Tim.

Ritchie and Tim

Okay, now these are definitely, because the bar wasn't nearly that clean by this point.

OMG!!  I don't know what was in that last martini Moira had,
but she thinks she can fly now.

Hula and Bob's new downstairs neighbours, Tanya and Bonnie.
Tawn and Bon, too much trouble.

Guy and Andrew in the hall.
Note my beautiful artwork on the wall.

Moira and Bonnie getting to know each other.

He looks like he shit himself.

A true partier will reach out from the washroom rather than miss a toast.
This one's for you Moira.

Dirt holding up Dan.

Tequila is always a good idea.

Dan and Barb.  Barb's looking a little glassy-eyed too.  Good for you!

Miko perusing the menu.

I love this shot.  Have another one Hoop!

She must have drunk something yellow.

HELIUM HANDS!!!!

Oh Bonnie, what class act.  Welcome to Weevie World.

Mumsy point to her breast.

Dirt getting fresh with me.
(She can't keep her hands off me).

Miko and Peter

Pops (drinking wine, pshaw) and Hula Hoop.

Dirt and Peter

And then Mumsy fell over.

Lychee martini (also known as an aneurysm)
BEFORE.....

......and AFTER.

Me and Miko.
One of a few rare photos of me with an empty drink.

Miko and Dirt.  Cute as buttons.

Underwater Babs taking a picture of himself.

I'm gonna frame this and send it to your mother.

That face, that face, that cover girl face.

Crazy Bob opening the wine.

More cross-dressing.  Look at the stain on Dirt's shirt.

Okay, now I was definitely not awake for this.

Sandra will even go after a man in bra.

Oh ... my ... God...

It's hard to tell which one is the man and which is the woman.

It's always a good idea to have shooter.

Sandra in glory.

Alan and Roger

Michael

I broke my own rule.  "Never be the first to pass out."
Don't worry though, Dan came and got me later and I drank some more.

Shake it baby!

I LOVE this picture!!

There's got to be a morning after.  Caesar's anyone?

Toff with his breakfast drink.

Hula, trying to figure out what hurts.

Apparently, someone opened champagne with a cork screw.

Toffer emerging from fortress of darkness.

The beast has risen.

Hula phoning an ambulance.

I have no idea what's going on here, but look at Bonnie's face.

And then the evening started all over again.

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