New Year's Eve 2005

Hoop & Bob's Place

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The night is young, but they still look tired.

Then the staring contest went full thottle.

Cheech looks like he's falling asleep.

Lounging around with Bob.
Lane is phoning around to see if he can get a last minute better offer.

I will hug him and squeeze him and call him George.

I look awful in these pics man.

I just got back from a week in England.
Practising my big book of British smiles.

Her name was LOLA!

Now that they have gay marriage, Dirt and I are going to tie the knot.

Charlie's Angels.

He looks like he just got it up the bum for the first time.

"Smile for the camera.  We can go back to fighting when he's gone."

Supermodel WORK!

Madonna and her Paparazzi

Todd trying to decide what to have.

And then Kitty showed up.
She is a real attention whore in this set of pics!

Minnie explaining the theory of relativity.

And the real reason Hoop & Bob decided to have a house party:
YOU CAN SMOKE!!!!

"I'll have another martooni!"

Hula Hoop feigning interest.

Beautiful people.

Minnie, they're laughing AT you....AT you.

Limp wristed Todd.

Bob mixing some lethal concoction.

Notice the daylight.  Yep, this is a morning shot.
Radar is toast.  Everyone else looks normal.

Look at Hoop, "I wish these jerks would get out of my house."

Oh YEEEEAH!  Rock on dudes!
You can take the boy out of Oshawa,
but you can't take Oshawa out of the boy.

Looks like they were blowin' all night and got cramps.

Ya baby!  Ride'em hard and throw'em out wet.

Then Dan passed out standing up.

Radar looks like he's been embalmed.

Nothing like a morning after group shot.

Well, don't I look well rested.

Okay, ~~J~U~D~Y~~ stayed up all night too.
How come she doesn't look like a bag o' dirt?

You can never be too fabulous.

See what I mean.  Attention whore.

Alright!  Would everyone move to the left side of the apartment.
Thank you.

Someone's getting tired.

And then the evening started all over again.

Smilin' Bob reading someone's tea leaves.

Fatima looking all prim and proper.

Finally, a half decent picture of me.

Tony with that first drink glow.

Everybody's got that New Year's Eve lovin' feelin'.

It's Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion.

Suck it back girl.  You can do it.

Hoop and his landlord.

Then the Siamese Twins showed up.
They share EVERYTHING!!

I think the drinks are kicking in.

Who's a pretty boy?

Toff looking suitably impressed.

Hmmm... what should I drink next?

mmmmmm ..... beeeer......

Smile everyone.  It's only once a year.

Then they were all possessed by demons.

Even asleep Keith is fabulous.
(Attention whore!)

More glamour.

Now this is priceless.  Someone's invading Minnie's comfortable
space cushion and Hoop is asleep.

Oh!  He's awake again.

Am I the life of the party or WHAT???

Johnny!  Don't avert your attention for one second.

Atta boy.

Whoa, I wasn't expecting that.

HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Yep!  Prop'em up Crispy.

Feel the love.

Fabulous.

Oh God.  Go to the gym dude.

Just a few more hours Johnny.  You can do it.

A kiss on the cheek might by quite continental,
but diamonds are a girl's best friend.

I don't even wanna know.
You's can put the story together.

"As soon as the camera guy leaves, meet me in the kitchen."

OMG!!!  Johnny has NO REFLECTION!!!

There she is...whoring for attention again.

Still lookin' good.
It's gotta be about 4:30 a.m. at this point.

Hoop still holding strong.

Oh my stars.
New from the Richard Simmons line.

Kitty and Bob mannequin (womannequin?)

Blow-up Bob is fun at parties.

Alright, give me a sad face!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
....that really happened.

Apparently, it's morning again.
I am desperate for a tan.

He woke up at the crack of Don.

....while visions of sugar plums danced in his head.

He's a cutie!  I wish I had been sober enough to talk to him.

Richie wearing a dunce cap.

Oh, the range of emotions in this picture.

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