First day. Me in the hotel.
Puerto Vallarta, Mexico
May 19 - 26, 2006
Well, we finally managed to scrape together enough cash and enough vacation time to have a proper Honeymoon.
We had a great time, even though it was obscenely hot. Did the usual eat too much, drink to much, get too much sun. But it was great to get to spend some quality time with my honey.
*** WARNING: PARTIALLY NUDE WEEVIE SHOTS AHEAD!!! ***
First day. Me in the hotel.
Me and my pointy hair.
Mi Amor having a smock on the balcony.
Parasailor. You wouldn't get me up there.
Some of the view from our balcony.
More view.
More view and more parasailing.
Awww, aren't we cute.
More view.
Samuel with his big glasses. He cleans them with a sqeegee.
Sitting on top of the Blue Chairs at sunset.
I am a sexy beast.
Sun resting on the water.
More sunset.
Having breakfast at La Fuente del Puente.
Honey, I love you, but you look like a pie in this picture.
Who's a pretty boy?
Awwww. Get a frame!
Sam with a big dolphin hat.
I told him not to wear it, but he insisted.
I was gonna bring this home for Bob & Hoop.
Walking along the Malecon.
Las palmas!
More Malecon.
California restaurant. But Leticia wasn't there.
Stealing a guitar from the Senor
Frogs.
Sam tried to pick him up when I wasn't looking.
This is Sam not so happy.
This is Sam VERY HAPPY!!!
Sitting around at the Blue Chairs Bar.
Crazy ass drag show.
Quick! Get another frame.
Showing a little growth there, Weeve.
He dragged me into this fast food chain (Carl's Junior)
but I ended up really enjoying the food.
See! I told you you'd like it.
That's as close as I got to a church.
Him too.
Chillin' by the pool.
Don't worry. I started my diet last Monday.
I love an oily man!
This is the view from the Hotel Descanso del Sol.
More view.
Sam at the bar.
It was only us and three old naked guys there. We didn't stay long.
More view.
Sam on the right....
.....and Sam on the left.
Back up to the Blue Chairs. I look like I need to take a crap.
You can't see it from here, but the pool had 3 dolphins in it.
This was about 3 tequilas into it.
Shortly after this was taken, a cockroach the size of a Buick flew right into my
hair.
So we went inside to play some pool.
I cleaned the floor with him.
I'm a shark!
I'm going to spend our fortune on frames.
Me all rosy cheeked.
Oh ya baby! That's how I like ya!
A LITTLE more.
Ah yes. The walk home from Paco Paco was a lot of fun.
I needed a little help.
Supermodel WORK!
Still walking. (Or staggering).
Sam was so drunk he tried to sell me a timeshare.
Two fistin' on the beach.
He's on a balanced diet...a drink in each hand.
My sunshine in the sunshine.
Great! Another beautiful freakin' sunset.
What gives with this place?
He can't keep his hands off me.
Havin' 2 for 1 martinis at the Kit Kat Club.
Eatin' something.
Dinner was awesome.
Alright, the cherry stem is in my mouth.
And the knot is tied.
He's all mine folks!
Getting ready for his lipstick.
Sunning at the Blue Chairs.
And he thinks he's fat!
Hangin' out on the beach.
Another framer.
Sometimes his face freezes that way.
My big red head.
My sand covered honey.
Samuel trying on tshirts we got for him in the little kids' section.
Fits nice Honey.
That's my favourite one on you.
Weevie with a beer....AGAIN.
And a fresh one.
Just chillin'!
The Malecon from the balcony of Burger Paradise.
Look at him. One pina
colada and he's already drunk.
Look at that cool guy sparkle on my shades.
Damn I'm hot.
Trimming the palms.
Last night. Sam took me to the River Cafe for a great dinner.